STS

Acronym for "Sucks to suck". Simply because it does suck to suck.

1: "I just got dumped and got pink-eye from a stripper in the same night"
2: "STS"

by becchalk October 15, 2010

STS

Supplemental Training Systems.

A top bodybuilding supplement line.

Josh Duhamel has been caught by People magazine jogging while wearing an STS shirt.

by Candycasa December 04, 2009

STS

STS means Smirk to Self, it's for when a Lol is too much and a ROFL is way out of the question.

Helpful for when someone tells a joke thats not really funny but you didn't really laugh at it a STS helps you escape scot free.

Bob: Dude, my mom has AIDS
Me: STS
Me: Im sorry dude....pwnd :)

by Shane Branning May 06, 2007

STS

Sucky Typing Syndrome

"Wohw iam sow koolw."
"Dude, you have STS!"

by mwaldenp May 28, 2009

STS

Stop Talking Shit.

X: "I heard iPhone 5 is trash.."
Y: "STS.."

by xRussian September 21, 2012

STS

Small Town Syndrome

Living in a small town where one can keep no secrets. Yours and everyones life is the daily topic of gossip.

Person One: OMG!! So did you hear? Amanda tried to have those nasty teeth of hers corrected but the dentist said she was beyond help!

Person Two: Damn! Those teeth are moobi!! SO gross. How did you hear this?

Person One: Toti's got such hectic STS! I found out the usual way. My Aunt Sharon works at the coffee shop down the road. Well, she overheard Jade and Roxanne talking about how Jade's cousin heard Amanda's mom telling her hairdresser the whole story.

by ALS05 November 06, 2010

STS

short for "Shirt That Shit." When you or a friend says something so commendable, you gotta put that shit on a shirt.

*text message conversation*
Friend: Could really use a burrito and beer rn
Me: STS

Friend: Im only friends with truest homies
Me: STS

by natthot2 December 01, 2014