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Sokratis
Some fat ass indian monkey who doesent know if he is indian or black. He loves eating his warm curry and talking smack to all his asian friends. Sokratis also has a 2 millimeter penis where you can barley see. "he pulled down his pants so i could see it BUT I COULDENT EVEN SEE IT, IT WAS SO SMALL"(Duke young). However he has his trans emo femboy girl or boyfriend we dont know. but one things for sure if he wants his curry hi curry munching ass will get it,
boy1: sokratis did you eat your curry today?
sokratis: Me a big fat indian kid need my curry #curry 4 lyfe
sokratis: Me a big fat indian kid need my curry #curry 4 lyfe
Sokratis by sokratis loves curry October 6, 2022
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sokratis
Curry Munching Indian lookin' ass monkey who is usually retarded and stupid and sucks at anything masturbating. He gets no bitches and claims not to be a indian scammer asking 5 y/o girls for their "bobs" like greek or black. Likes boys because he's gay as fuck and likes chodes cuz he's a chode sniffer. He can't even get chodeds! because his penis is inverted to -42069 MILES!!!
Scott: I pull so many bitches
Jackson: IKR YOU GET SO MANY BITCHES!!! What about Sokratis
Sokratis (Masturbating with 2 fingers): I have no bitches :(
Jackson: IKR YOU GET SO MANY BITCHES!!! What about Sokratis
Sokratis (Masturbating with 2 fingers): I have no bitches :(
sokratis by sssssssssussssss May 3, 2022
Socrateez Nuts
The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl
Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy
Socrateez Nuts by madboofy January 8, 2020
Sockrteez
Sockrteez by glucose is swag July 2, 2022
Socratis
Person 1: hey, you know Soccy?
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis
Socratis by thatdudewithaglassofmilk September 18, 2012
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