socratez

uber great.

dude thats so socratez.

by guess... February 19, 2003

socratez

A guy who says to much shit and can't back it up.

Shithead, (s)cumbag

by juju February 19, 2003

Socratez

Illegal muchacho from Mexico

Piñata

by G0t Milk? February 19, 2003

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

by madboofy January 8, 2020

Socrates

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

by Frunklin October 21, 2010

Socrates

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

by frsky July 29, 2007