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sokrates 

Sokrates at first might come off as a douche or as a rude person but when you get to know him you find that he's not any of those he's a rather nice, rational and intellectual person that's fun to talk to. When sokrates loves someone he loves hard constantly thinks about her, he loves too much which is why he gets hurt too much. If you love sokrates as much as he loves you he'll make you the happiest person ever.
He's such a Sokrates
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Sokratis 

Some fat ass indian monkey who doesent know if he is indian or black. He loves eating his warm curry and talking smack to all his asian friends. Sokratis also has a 2 millimeter penis where you can barley see. "he pulled down his pants so i could see it BUT I COULDENT EVEN SEE IT, IT WAS SO SMALL"(Duke young). However he has his trans emo femboy girl or boyfriend we dont know. but one things for sure if he wants his curry hi curry munching ass will get it,
boy1: sokratis did you eat your curry today?

sokratis: Me a big fat indian kid need my curry #curry 4 lyfe
Sokratis by sokratis loves curry October 6, 2022

sokratis 

Curry Munching Indian lookin' ass monkey who is usually retarded and stupid and sucks at anything masturbating. He gets no bitches and claims not to be a indian scammer asking 5 y/o girls for their "bobs" like greek or black. Likes boys because he's gay as fuck and likes chodes cuz he's a chode sniffer. He can't even get chodeds! because his penis is inverted to -42069 MILES!!!
Scott: I pull so many bitches
Jackson: IKR YOU GET SO MANY BITCHES!!! What about Sokratis
Sokratis (Masturbating with 2 fingers): I have no bitches :(
sokratis by sssssssssussssss May 3, 2022

Socrates 

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
Socrates obviously knows that it's you.
Socrates by Frunklin October 21, 2010

Socrates 

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.
Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."
Socrates by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates 

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato
"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates
socrates by frsky July 29, 2007

Socrates 

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.
Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."
Socrates by dauman January 7, 2010
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