Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.

Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?

Shockrates by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Socrates 

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

Socrates obviously knows that it's you.

Socrates by Frunklin October 21, 2010

Socrates 

Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy.

Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."

Socrates by AndTheCrowdGoesWild October 6, 2006

socrates 

An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato

"I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
-Socrates

socrates by frsky July 29, 2007

Socrates 

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.

Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."

Socrates by dauman January 7, 2010

Pink Socrates 

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

Pink Socrates by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009