Secord

Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.

Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 17, 2010

Secord

An extremely socially awkward freak of society who tends to scream "Penis" in public. His mating call consists of random "WOOOO'S!" to summon his female counterparts.

"Oh my god did you see that Secord that just ran by?"-Me
"Yeah, he is sooo inappropriate!"-you

by Stephanie0407 April 07, 2008

Laura Secorder

When one’s recorder is covered or dipped in fecal matter.

“After I pulled my recorder out of my ass it became a Laura Secorder”

by daveglo November 24, 2019