Secord

Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.

Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 18, 2010

Secord

An extremely socially awkward freak of society who tends to scream "Penis" in public. His mating call consists of random "WOOOO'S!" to summon his female counterparts.

"Oh my god did you see that Secord that just ran by?"-Me
"Yeah, he is sooo inappropriate!"-you

by Stephanie0407 April 6, 2008

in a Hot New York second

Super Quickly with no hesitation.

Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!

by Starchylde April 17, 2015

a minute late or a second slow

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

by AKACroatalin December 6, 2016

second halloween

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0

Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!

by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017