snyphillis

The common cold when spread through sexual intercourse.

Dude, I didn't wear a mask while having sex with that chick last night...I think I might have got snyphillis.

snyphillis by brayyyyyyyy March 19, 2010

Snyphillis

-- a cold or sinus infection or even an allergy attack that one has as a direct result of making out with someone else.

I've been blowing my nose constantly ever since I made out with Jeff. I think he gave me snyphillis!

Snyphillis by Goldielox9999 November 11, 2010

syphtillis 

A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.

Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.

syphtillis by RecreationalPilot February 3, 2015

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

Flying Turbo Syphilis by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis 

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

Bong Syphilis by Sense21 February 23, 2007

cyber syphilis 

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

cyber syphilis by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Between shit and syphilis by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009