Sniphilis

(pronounced: Sniff-ill-us)A Sexually Transmitted Desease brought on after the act of a Rhinoplastsneeze similar to the age old syphilis but with some differences.

- hey padre tryn' chill tonight?
- No go Brobin, I straight rhinoplastsneezed last week and got sniphilis now....cant get outa bed
- homes thats whack!

by Champ-tastic December 7, 2010

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Q-City Wordsmith January 30, 2009

Miley Syphilis

noun-Contagious condition. Common among pre-teen girls, where they try to emulate untalented, conceited, phony, prefabricated TV star.

Mom:" Harold, I think our daughter has Miley Syphilis!"
Dad:" At least she's not Britney Speared."

by badugah February 15, 2009

sniffilis

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.

"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."

by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009