syphillis

1.A disease carried by blood sucking monsters, a.k.a women,
who disguise themeselves as beautiful desirable beings to ruin a mans life.
2. see succubus

Gabe is such a whore, she fucked around on tommy and now he has syphillis.

by Luke Shambaugh May 14, 2006

hacker syphillis

This is where a normal end user , who thinks that they are invulnerable to viruses and hacker attacks, does a scan on their machine to reveal that they actually have been infected with viruses that number more than the number of files on their machine.

This is typically an end user of the 1d10t level, who thinks that the monitor is often called a TV.

medical transcriptions fall into this category very clearly.

Yep, that girl Danene, she got hacker syphillis.

by Bill W March 23, 2004

syphtillis

A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.

Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.

by RecreationalPilot February 3, 2015

syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008