snyphyllis 

(n) Any variant of a collection of the common cold which has been rebranded and marketed as an adjunct sales tool promoting use of an alleged cure for the common cold. Originating from WooHoo in the Far East, syphyllis has resulted in both record breaking sales and profits in the pharmaceutical sector. It is generally regarded as harmless but inconvenient. An infection usually last anywhere from a week and a half to ten days.

Wow. Marti sneezed at last Friday’s sales meeting and this morning half the office has snyphyllis. We’re all going to get the WooHoo boost during lunch.

snyphyllis by Jim Bahb December 6, 2021

snyphilis 

Contracting V.D. from snorting drugs from a dirty dollar bill..

My friend contracted snyphilis from a stripper's dirty twat dollar.

snyphilis by Clutchvolta February 6, 2013

syphallisp 

someone that is uber-disgusting, hinting that they'd actually have both syphallis, and a lisp :(

deadly combo, dude.

check out ole syphallisp over there. gross.

syphallisp by neu January 28, 2004

hacker syphillis 

This is where a normal end user , who thinks that they are invulnerable to viruses and hacker attacks, does a scan on their machine to reveal that they actually have been infected with viruses that number more than the number of files on their machine.

This is typically an end user of the 1d10t level, who thinks that the monitor is often called a TV.

medical transcriptions fall into this category very clearly.

Yep, that girl Danene, she got hacker syphillis.

hacker syphillis by Bill W March 23, 2004

Styphillis 

When an uncircumcised penis gets hard and the foreskin still creates a dome

Johnny, is your styphillis clean?

Styphillis by Rayms October 31, 2022

snyphilis 

An extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman's club. Can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. WebMD suggests contacting your physician immediately. Beware of warts.

I payed $20 bucks for Ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and I woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
Damn, I need to stop going to those gentleman's bars.

snyphilis by Dr. Drip November 26, 2003

snyphilis 

A common form of STD contracted by frequenting gentlemans clubs and letting the skank ass ho's rub up on yo' ass.

i went to the slippery n*pple the other day. all of the girls dancing there had red pimples around their mouth. now i have them all over my p*n*s. my doctor says i need to start thinking with my other head if i want to survive for a few more years....damn tequila.

snyphilis by Trick Daddy December 1, 2003