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shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015

Multiple Scoregasms 

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"
Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.
Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011

snowgasm 

giddiness over fresh groomed pow pow that can only be satisfied by going down on it
Just had a snowgasm on Cornice Bowl at Mammoth!
snowgasm by tiffanys17 April 29, 2011

snoregasm 

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.
1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008

Sporegasm 

The awesome sensation one may experience while playing Spore.
The small child was caused to sporegasm while playing Spore for pc.
Sporegasm by Bryn Start October 26, 2008

Shartgasm 

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.
Shartgasm by zrat March 20, 2006