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snotgasm 

Sudden, spontaneous, copious clearing of a stuffed up nose, often with embarrassing results, especially when it occurs in public with no tissue or other aid nearby. Snotgasms often lead to huge bouts of sneezing. Ironically, many people also experience much sneezing after other sorts of gasms as well.
Emily was just about to read the Old Testament lesson at early service when she had a huge snotgasm and ended up sneezing all over the Bible.
snotgasm by Big Tim 1949 January 9, 2010
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snowgasm 

giddiness over fresh groomed pow pow that can only be satisfied by going down on it
Just had a snowgasm on Cornice Bowl at Mammoth!
snowgasm by tiffanys17 April 29, 2011
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Snortgasm 

When you laugh during sex, and snort.
We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.
Snortgasm by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.
"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".
Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011
The pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college.
I got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as I had work 3 hours later.
Snoogasm by Worrier101 December 11, 2015

snowgasm 

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced while engaging in snow sports during peak snow conditions, usually accompanied by adrenaline rush and uncontrollable verbal expressions of pleasure.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement while participating in snowsports such as snowboarding, snowkiting, or sledding.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement.
–verb (used without object)
5. to have a snowgasm.
Beau had a snowgasm while schralping freshies through three feet of virgin powder in Tahoe.
snowgasm by Beau Smith February 4, 2008

snowgasm 

The intense, euphoric feeling skiers and snowboarders who live in or near ski resorts experience whenever the weather forecast calls for heavy snowfall in ski areas. Often enhanced by overly enthusiastic TV weather forecasters or radio personalities.
John, a snowboarder and Fran a skier both experienced a snowgasm when they heard the weather forecast of a major snowstorm for the Colorado mountains. Dan however, who couldn't care less about the ski areas was upset because he had to delay his travel plans for a day.
snowgasm by Ahina December 20, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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