snorkgasm 

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

snorkgasm by escuchon May 13, 2008

Sockgasm 

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.

When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.

Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010

Multiple Scoregasms 

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"

Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.

Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011

Snarkcasm 

harsh or bitter derision or irony combined with rudeness

a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark in conjunction with being rude

"I don't appreciate your snarkcasm."

Snarkcasm by Langston Montana March 16, 2009

snarkasm 

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

snarkasm by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

snowgasm 

giddiness over fresh groomed pow pow that can only be satisfied by going down on it

Just had a snowgasm on Cornice Bowl at Mammoth!

snowgasm by tiffanys17 April 29, 2011

snoregasm 

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.

1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.

snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008