snorgasmic 

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.

1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.

snorgasmic by Arron April 18, 2006

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Snorgasm 

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

Snorgasm by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Snorgasm 

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

Snorgasm by IWFP November 3, 2010

Snorgasm 

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

Snorgasm by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Songasmic 

Adjective describing a tune that's so catchy, it's almost like you're having an orgasm just listening to it.

Jack: "Hey, listen to this AWESOME new song"
Jane: "hmm.. ok"
Song ensues, solo is reached...
Jane: "ZOMG, this is songasmic!!"

Songasmic by MHSM April 16, 2010

Snorgasm 

Extremely blissful sleep

I was so tired after working a double-shift that when I went to bed I had a snorgasm and drooled all over the pillow.

Snorgasm by Bob Slug June 28, 2010