snorgasmic

1. An adjective that describes an activity that on an average day would be quite exciting, but for any number of reasons, is boring today.

2. Description of an unexciting partner in bed.

1. Yeah, it's pay day and normally I'd be heading to the Highway Playground to celebrate, but that seems pretty snorgasmic.

2. I thought Jenna, our local pornstar extraordinaire, would be one uninhibited piece of ass, but no, she's uber snorgasmic.

by Arron March 21, 2006

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

by IWFP November 03, 2010

Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 26, 2016

Snorgasm

Extremely blissful sleep

I was so tired after working a double-shift that when I went to bed I had a snorgasm and drooled all over the pillow.

by Bob Slug June 25, 2010

Snorgasm

NOT a sexual thing

1. A boring event
2. The sensation of nearly falling asleep

Let’s have a mother-daugher night.

Sounds like a real snorgasm

by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013

snorgasm

One hell of a boring sex partner.

"I thought the beers would loosen your mom up, but man, she was a frickin' snorgasm."

by JT December 27, 2004