Shortgasm
N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.
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Shortism
The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.
Shortism by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021
shartgasm
A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
Multiple Scoregasms
Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011
snoregasm
1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)
2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.
3. A synonym for wet dream.
2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.
3. A synonym for wet dream.
1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.
2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.
3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.
3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008
Shartgasm
During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Shitgasm
The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...