sportgasm 

the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.

Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.

Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.

After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.

sportgasm by Señor Verde December 9, 2009

Sportgasm 

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

Sportgasm by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015

Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

Multiple Scoregasms 

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"

Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.

Multiple Scoregasms by cs987 April 9, 2011

sportsmentality 

A behavior of sportsmanship that is exhibited in areas that are not sports.

The two politicians were at each other's throats during the campaign, but they exhibited sportsmentality after the results of the election were in.

sportsmentality by Jayaway May 18, 2017

sportsman's double 

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

sportsman's double by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007