snoregasm 

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.

1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.

snoregasm by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008

snoregasm 

A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.

Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.

snoregasm by JDMGio December 23, 2009

snoregasm 

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.

Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.

snoregasm by subversive monkey February 14, 2012

snoregasm 

The mental climax achieved by falling asleep after a lengthy period of wakefullness, usually more than 24 hours. Typically found in Las Vegas hotel rooms and frat house basements.

I had such a snoregasm after I played craps until 9:00 AM last night.

snoregasm by CPatch January 26, 2005

snoregasm 

an invisible orgasm. also known as a boregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

did you cum?

"yes"

wow, that was a total snoregasm. please leave.

snoregasm by tensacross January 24, 2011

snoregasm 

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.

I had the most intense snoregasm last night!

snoregasm by Davezilla November 14, 2006

snoregasm 

When you're a weird ass fucker and someone snoring gives you an orgasm

Person1: Dude you hear that?
Person2:*orgasm* hell yeah I do
Person1:You sick shit, every time!!!
Person3: every time he hears your dad sleeping he has a snoregasm

snoregasm by miniman247 February 18, 2014