It's a good idea to ask da locals in a new hiking-area if there are any puffballs on da trails, to reduce da chance of your having any sporegasms along your trek.
Saad texts Nabil McArthur: "that tut I just took burned like scorchinghot lava!"
Nabil:"damn nigga, that sux"
Saad: "its aloo gud... i'm enjoyin an ice-cold sphorgasm now"