SnailMilk 

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

SnailMilk by snails4ever November 5, 2008

snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".

Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.

snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

snailmail by Igor November 25, 2003

snakemilker 

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.

"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."

snakemilker by One and done. April 14, 2014

Snailkick 

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.

1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.

Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014