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Definitions by snails4ever

SnailMilk 

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.
Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"
SnailMilk by snails4ever November 5, 2008