Snailkick 

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.

1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.

Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014

SnailMilk 

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

SnailMilk by snails4ever November 5, 2008

Snailicorn

An obscure Super Mario series enemy that is a snail-unicorn hybrid.

"Snailicorn is a bit epic, it appeared once and chose violence the one time it did appear"

Snailicorn by Ballisticsmissle12761452o9 March 10, 2023

snailpacking 

The concept of exploring new places at a snail's pace whilst carrying your home with you on your back. Typically travelling over an extended period, snailpacking is a minimalist lifestyle where only the most essential items are required - in the same way a snail carries everything in its shell. Travellers have the time to fully appreciate the new environments around them by moving steadily.

My girlfriend and I are about to go snailpacking through Colombia, Ecuador and Peru for six months.

snailpacking by Snailpackers December 5, 2023