snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".

Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.

snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

Snarepilled 

Someone that listens to Venetian Snares (Aaron Funk). Be careful around these people, they probably have tinnitus and are actually insane.

Yea I remember when I Snarepilled my friend, I feel bad now because they are just doing the same with their friends, I've indirectly ruined dozens of people's headphones.

Snarepilled by :^0 May 10, 2022

soilpilled

the undying urge to eat mulch and compost that it starts to overtake your personality

hey did you see frogto?
yeah shes so soilpilled that shes started to eat the mulch out of my bins.

soilpilled by mulching November 12, 2023