Smorty

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The most amazing buttercup that I have had the privilege to make the most important part of my life and loves me beyond eternity.
1) The bestest bestfriend that can exist
2) The sexiest boyfriend ever
3) The coolest fiance
4) The future husband every woman dreams of
5) The love of Smartan's life

No one can match Smorty and Smartan!

Smorty by Smartan Buttercup June 6, 2021

Words you can keep

sporty

Wearing causal in a very cool and yet stylish fashion way!

Look at Hannah, She's always sporty specially with her new shorts!

sporty by Bryx September 19, 2016

Related Words

Smorty • Smortymon • Shorty • smort • smartypants • snorty • smorgy • Smooty • shorty crunk • Shorty87

What you banging shorty on BD

This phrase is said when you meet a deaf man and/or woman and they decide to throw up gang signs.

Oh shit.. what you banging shorty on BD.

What you banging shorty on BD by tommy.#0010 April 12, 2021

Pulling a smarty

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.

Chilled is pulling a smarty.

Pulling a smarty by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

Smort

When you are smart and stupid at the same time.

That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.

Smort by Klutzykidd May 19, 2018

Everyday Shorty

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty

Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro

Everyday Shorty by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

sporty femme

A lesbian who is really fit and into sports but looks femme. Not a bull dyke or buch

A sporty femme does not look buch or like a bull dyke, she is fit and can hold her own when she dresses to the 9's(and wont look funny but sexy!!)

sporty femme by *~MEL~* April 26, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026