smort

(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.
The method in which Hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.
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Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself
Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door
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Smort typically means being overly smart. if you have over 69420 IQ, you are officially smort.
if you are smort, you typically don't get women
Damn i have over 70000 IQ, i am so smort
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to be small and short, sm-ort
that lad is to smort to go on that ride
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A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.
"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"
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