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smooty
smooty by Damian the Greek January 13, 2008
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smooty by stu doggy dog September 27, 2008
Smooty
Smooty by Papazpizza2 March 1, 2024
Sweety smooty
Sweety smooty by Papazpizza2 February 20, 2024
Hot fish smoothie
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky
Hot fish smoothie by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021
Snooty Karen
An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.
My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.
Snooty Karen by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026