smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.

Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.

by Gopherullas November 13, 2011

smarty

A smarty is a smart person.

Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

smarty

A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.

Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.

by bmasch September 12, 2010

Smartiful

Smart and Beautiful

She is the most smartiful girl in the world

by writeholt January 31, 2015

Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

smarties

Ecstasy pills

Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone."
One-Two replies, "Sorry, love, that's not my thing"
- "RockNRolla" (film, 2008)

by roglewis April 22, 2009