spretarded 

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

spretarded by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

shreytarded by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

supertarded 

Combination of "super" and "retarded". Means something/someone is extremely stupid or irritating. See supertard.

Chris: "Hey, let's go put on funny hats and then run across the highway!"

Brian: "That sounds supertarded."

supertarded by SUPERTARD October 11, 2007