Scopetarded
Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach
Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010
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Smoretarded
One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.
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Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009
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stonetarded
someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome
t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours
t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here
stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009
stupetarded
stupetarded by JayCeeDub June 11, 2006
smoketarded
1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.
see also smoketard
see also smoketard
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006
Scretarded
Scretarded by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009
schwetarded
After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.
One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
You were schwastey last night!!
Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
schwetarded by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008
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