stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

Stonetarded 

It means that you done smoke so much weed, you cant even funston. On no thanking level at all so that what it means...

Man I got so stonetarded last nite I couldn't even remember my girl friends name... So I called her Sally shh that girl...

Stonetarded by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

stupetarded 

An act so stupid it makes retarded people look smart.

Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq was stupetarded.

stupetarded by JayCeeDub June 11, 2006

streetarded 

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

streetarded by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020