Smfpp

An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.

Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.

by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018

smuppet

A puppet with a long and oddly suggestively shaped nose, as well as a rather impudent and jutting plush rump. May be a portmanteu of smut and puppet.

Dave's Bro has an entire website dedicated to smuppets and their plush rumps.

by inkwellDried September 11, 2011

smippet

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut

"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"

by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009

smeppy

adjective; the exact the opposite of spiffy

You used to be pretty smeppy, but you have really tidied yourself up. Nice hat!

by James Paige April 18, 2006

smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

by smappleholic April 21, 2013

SMFHP

Suck my fat hairy pussy

When your friend asks you to pay them back the $3 for that coffee they bought you months ago and you say "bitch, suck my fat hairy pussy"

When you're playing dbd online and the game ends in 4 minutes

Killer/Survivor - gg
You - smfhp

by Sookstone February 2, 2021