derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 08, 2009

smippet

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut

"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"

by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009