smippet

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut

"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"

by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 06, 2009