derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.
"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"
by Moofuhdoo May 06, 2009
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smippet

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut
"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"
by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009
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