Definitions by Moofuhdoo

derp 'n' smerp 

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

derp 'n' smerp by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009

smippet 

- a small piece of food, it has to have been ripped off, not cut

"Dude, give me a little smippet, I'm so hungry!"
"Tear me a smippet off your slice of pizza man!"

smippet by Moofuhdoo April 10, 2009