smfp 

suck my fucking pussy

girl 1: fight me
girl2: bitch smfp

smfp by me_bitch_442 July 27, 2018

SMFP 

a term used to describe the a friend's mother's genitals of particularly a meaty and full state

wow dude I sure love SMFP

SMFP by ming han November 22, 2021

Smfpp 

An acronym for the phrase "Shake my fuckin' PP." Used as a more severe substitute of "Smh," for when it's just not enough to express the sheer disappointment you feel at the target.

Guy: Yo, did you hook up with her or no?
Guy 2: I sent you a text earlier about that very fucking topic smfpp.

Smfpp by Micaiah Spice Latte November 4, 2018

SMFPO 

Shitting my fucking pants off

Ryan: yo wtf u doin bitch?
Seth: gtfo, i'm SMFPO!!

SMFPO by Tomce October 1, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019