smapper

derogatory term for one who spams. derived from a heinous misspelling of the word spammer. sometimes said 'pink smapper' as a reference to 'red snapper' a variety of fish and also a slang term for the female vulva.

"don't pay attention to that nub, he's just a smapper" "smap smap smapper!"

smapper by uhhsam May 3, 2004

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slapperdoodle

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

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Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

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Sapper Daddy

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

Sapper Daddy by Tankhardt March 17, 2017