Smamjer

stupid jew

doron is a smamjer

by steve March 20, 2004

Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

SMAMMER

The act of getting obsurdly intoxicated.

Origin of word: The combination of Smashed and Hammered.

Jamies mom was so SMAMMERED; poker night quickly became a MILF gangbang.

by Justin Buckley April 25, 2005

smammered

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005

smammered

to plan to;or party so much and so hard that the best way to described how fucked up you want to/or are going to get,is to combine the words smashed and hammered together to form smammered

Dude I got smammered last night on cheap vodka and shit myself.

by Bill Leahy September 30, 2006