smamered 

Half way between smashed and hammered.

"Oh man I was so smamered last night that was bitchin crunk juice"

smamered by Lynnnnnn January 18, 2008

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

Shmamered by Yanna June 11, 2007

sammered 

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

shmamered by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

smammered 

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

smammered by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005