2 definition by tehee<3

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to eat a sandwich quickly.
*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!
by tehee<3 May 11, 2011

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Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.
-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.
by tehee<3 June 24, 2011

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