SMAMMER

The act of getting obsurdly intoxicated.

Origin of word: The combination of Smashed and Hammered.

Jamies mom was so SMAMMERED; poker night quickly became a MILF gangbang.

SMAMMER by Justin Buckley April 25, 2005

house a smammer 

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

house a smammer by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

scammerrevolts 

A homeboy looking out for all the vulnerable elders who fall to benchode scammers by deleting their victim's info and locking them out of their PCs.

Damn, you calling out that benchode like scammerrevolts

scammerrevolts by KierraGaunt May 6, 2020

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.

Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.

slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010

Scammer grammar 

Diction repetitively used by obvious overseas scam artists via email, web dating and other forms of social internet pages, often exemplifying english as a second language. Used mostly to try and phish intended victims information and/or sucker victim into "donating/giving" money.

Example of Scammer grammar, often found in emails or dating site messages:

Hello am kelvin..Am new on here and seeking for a very nice and interesting lady to be with and get to know what she seeks on here..Am An Interesting Loving and honest man to be with .Well i will like to know more about and see where it leads us to

Scammer grammar by Lonewolf0221 July 15, 2011

trunk slammer 

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

trunk slammer by two bits July 22, 2009