steve's definitions

FOBO

to fuck our brains out

guy and girl horny as hell plugging all night

by STEVE October 24, 2004

butternut

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.

She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.

by Steve January 12, 2005

On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.

Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."

by Steve March 3, 2004

gorp

When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)

Oh snap, I just gorped and it burned my thigh!

by steve August 13, 2004

Open your lunch

To let out a silent, smelly fart in company or a crowd

"Good Lord, who opened their lunch?"

by steve February 20, 2004

jo

Chi-town way of sayin "man".

Hey sup jo. Instead of hey man.

by Steve September 21, 2004

manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.

He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.

by Steve February 1, 2004