steve's definitions

porple

a character on the popular website porplemontage.com

he's a little green* guy

by Steve July 27, 2004

Throw some cheese on that bitch

What you tell the chef at McDonalds when he asks what you want on your food.

McDonalds Chef: What would you like us to do to your quarter pounder? Anything special?

You: Throw some cheese on that bitch! Do it or I will toe tag yo monkey ass

by Steve March 27, 2007

spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.

When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.

by steve May 9, 2003

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003

moose claw

A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman

Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.

by Steve April 30, 2004

poop wind

Farts conjured only when having to poop. They are the result of nothing else but the turds themselves.

Being stuck in an elevator with an obese man with a serious case of poop wind can turn hostile.

by Steve June 8, 2003

toe dough

toe jam

Damn! I could knead a loaf of bread with all of the Toe Dough between your nasty toes.

by Steve September 11, 2003