Smashed

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

by Most Hated September 29, 2009

Smashed

A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.

'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'

by Jungle_Juice August 22, 2008

Smashed

1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato

1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?

by Jammers90 June 13, 2007

Smashed

1.) To be tired after a long or enduring process.
2.) see drunk

1.) eg. "I'm so smashed after cleaning yesterday"
2.) eg.) "That guy got so smashed he passed out after the party"

by CrispyPotatoes February 19, 2017

Smashed

1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex

1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

Smashed

To have lost balance and fallen over due to the intentional actions of another pushing you over.

"Whoah, Nick just got smashed by JP - but that's OK, because he is 2 thirds of the problem."

by Mr Wriggley August 28, 2006

Smashed

When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.

Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.

by johny man April 23, 2006