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A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.

Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.
by Slarthur December 07, 2011
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