Slutone

A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.

Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."

Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.

by Slarthur March 29, 2012

slutoween

a word to describe the costumes that everyone wears on halloween: skimpy and sluty.

person: That girl is wearing nothing besides her underwear for slutoween this year.

by pajamaman8976 November 14, 2007

Slutzone

A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.

See also: Friendzone

"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."

by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011

Slutney

Britney Spears evil twin. Sleeps with every guy in town, get's so drunk that she throws up on your car, fondles girls, marries and get's a divorce withing a week, and may not be so inexperienced with drugs. But Britney is not like that, NOOOOOOO... She's a sweet innocent girl who goes to church every sunday, tells young girls not to have sex before marriage, and she EVEN got dumped by Justin (that bastard! How could he!).. While Slutney is the one who exposes her photogenic parts (breasts and pussy) and makes a scene every week just so she can sell more copies. Of course everyone prefers Slutney over Britney.

Parent: It's so sad that every girl wants to be like that ho Slutney Spears.
Slutney fan: Why do everyone hate Slutney? She's so freakin cool damn it!

by wizzard January 31, 2005

Slutober

The last weekend in October, where every night club becomes a Halloween party, and the ladies wear overly slutty costumes.

Whoa, you can definately tell its Slutober in her bro. Look at all those slutty cops, and firefighters.

by kangaru October 30, 2009

SLUTonic plague

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.

Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae June 30, 2008

Slutney

Britney Spears...because she's a ho.

Did you hear that Slutney got married?

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004