Definitions by CrissyIsAMudshark

Slutney 

Britney Spears...because she's a ho.

Did you hear that Slutney got married?

Slutney by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome 

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

no 'count 

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

no 'count by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Texas Titty Twister 

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.

You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

Texas Titty Twister by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004