4 definitions by CrissyIsAMudshark

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 2, 2004
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Britney Spears...because she's a ho.
Did you hear that Slutney got married?
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 2, 2004
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When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 2, 2004
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