4 definition by CrissyIsAMudshark

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When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.
You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.
Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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Britney Spears...because she's a ho.
Did you hear that Slutney got married?
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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