4 definitions by CrissyIsAMudshark

1

Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.

You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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2

Britney Spears...because she's a ho.

Did you hear that Slutney got married?

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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3

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 01, 2004

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