A girl (usually with braids) with little to no intelligence who fuck anyone and everyone that has marijuana
by AustinDotK March 6, 2022
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by rwwells September 9, 2010
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Britney Spears evil twin. Sleeps with every guy in town, get's so drunk that she throws up on your car, fondles girls, marries and get's a divorce withing a week, and may not be so inexperienced with drugs. But Britney is not like that, NOOOOOOO... She's a sweet innocent girl who goes to church every sunday, tells young girls not to have sex before marriage, and she EVEN got dumped by Justin (that bastard! How could he!).. While Slutney is the one who exposes her photogenic parts (breasts and pussy) and makes a scene every week just so she can sell more copies. Of course everyone prefers Slutney over Britney.
Parent: It's so sad that every girl wants to be like that ho Slutney Spears.
Slutney fan: Why do everyone hate Slutney? She's so freakin cool damn it!
Slutney fan: Why do everyone hate Slutney? She's so freakin cool damn it!
by wizzard January 31, 2005
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Get the slutmonkey mug.Britney Spears...because she's a ho.
by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
Get the Slutney mug.A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.
by Slarthur March 29, 2012
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My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.
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