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Britney Spears evil twin. Sleeps with every guy in town, get's so drunk that she throws up on your car, fondles girls, marries and get's a divorce withing a week, and may not be so inexperienced with drugs. But Britney is not like that, NOOOOOOO... She's a sweet innocent girl who goes to church every sunday, tells young girls not to have sex before marriage, and she EVEN got dumped by Justin (that bastard! How could he!).. While Slutney is the one who exposes her photogenic parts (breasts and pussy) and makes a scene every week just so she can sell more copies. Of course everyone prefers Slutney over Britney.

Parent: It's so sad that every girl wants to be like that ho Slutney Spears.
Slutney fan: Why do everyone hate Slutney? She's so freakin cool damn it!

Slutney by wizzard January 31, 2005

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Slutney

Britney Spears...because she's a ho.

Did you hear that Slutney got married?

Slutney by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

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slutley

what people call nutley

yoo slutley sucks . but the girls aree hott

slutley by tall kidd November 15, 2006

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slutseye

The eyes of the chick giving you a blowjob.

"Oooohhh, I'm gonna cum!"

*SPLOOGE!!!*

"OW! MY EYE, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

"SLUTSEYE!!! BOO-YA!"

slutseye by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

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Slutey

Sluts. Promiscuous females. Ashley Reardon.

Ashley is a stupid slut.

Slutey by Anonymous June 25, 2003

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Slutness

a woman unafraid to embrace her sleazy side

she was not afraid to embrace her slutness

Slutness by WELSHBYB November 10, 2012

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slitney

The depressed girl called sydney

When you see a slitney, you should ALWAYS say"I like your cut G"

slitney by Britney spears ghost March 23, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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