Slucktard

The conjunction of fucking+slut+retard. Usually spoken by idiotic people who have no lives, and are trying to be cool, thinking of new words. But fail.

Jaz: Oh my gosh! Look at that slucktard over there, checking us out!
Larry: Haha, what a hoe.

by A slucktard mehself. September 29, 2012

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Lucktard

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004

lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 6, 2008

sicktard

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

by tino carvavan January 10, 2012