Smucktard

:Smart Fuck-Tard

anyone who laughs at the word Djbouti

that guy is a smucktard because he got his ribs removed so he could blow himself

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004

Smuckada

1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck

One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.

by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008

sicktard

sicktard-anytime something is just a little bit too good for just sick, sicktard.

did you see tina blow all those guys that was sicktard.

by tino carvavan January 10, 2012

Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004