sluntard

A person who is a slut a cunt and a retard.
A retarded acting slunt.

Don't go near Susan, she is a Sluntard.

by The Most Dangerous Animal May 21, 2007

Suntard

A person who spends large amounts of time attempting to get a tan, but only burns.

My sister is a suntard--despite having had sun poisoning, she still refuses to wear sunscreen.

by AnnHedonia July 25, 2008

slutarded

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

by FireBox June 27, 2006

slutard

the infusion of the words "slut" and "retard". A "slutard" is a retarded slut, or a slut retard.

Hey bizzatch! You're a slutard!

Look at that slutard!

You're dumber than a slutard!

Are you slow? Or just slutarded?

by aok May 1, 2006

sluptard

Stupid slut retard, it can be used when a person is all three or one of the defining words.

"Did you see the guy over there who tripped and fell down the stairs?"
"No."
"Hes such a sluptard."

by LoliveiraMD June 8, 2016

Spuntarded

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

slustard

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

by mitzul September 16, 2009