Lucktard

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

by juanchito February 6, 2008

lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).

by felixh September 26, 2017