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lucktard 

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)
Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!
lucktard by juanchito February 6, 2008
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lucktard 

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.
-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).
lucktard by felixh September 26, 2017

licktard 

A fucktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other associated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.
Kevin; I just ate out Brittney Spears!
Pink; You're a goddamn licktard, wait isn't she your ex.
licktard by Coolguy666 May 14, 2016

LOCKTARD 

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.
Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.
LOCKTARD by H10134 November 29, 2011

lurktard 

Similar in nature to a creeptard. A lurktard is an individual prone to creepily making passes at another individual, usually of the female persuasion. One may most often find a lurktard creeping in the darkest shadows of bars and sketchy college parties. A lurktard often doesn't respond well to rejection. In lieu of retreating with intention to move on from their rejector, a lurktard will retreat with intention to incessantly facebook/myspace stalk their victim.
"Did you see that guy pretending to get PJ last night, even though he didn't want any, just so he could talk to me? What a lurktard!"
lurktard by Erin G. May 18, 2008

luck.tard 

The epiphany of a god himself the creator of all worlds and the smartest man on tiktok
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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