Slowph 

A rare and aesthetic creature native to the Island State of Tasmania, Australia, Slowph's are distinguishable from other natives by their long lashes and immaculate facial features.

A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.

C'est une Slowphet forte et indépendante. There's a Slowph in my life, I'm gonna make her my wife.

Slowph by ATW91 September 9, 2018

snowphobia 

The dread or fear of snow.

As the first frosty fluffy flakes began to fall out of the sky everyone suffering from snowphobia hurried indoors

snowphobia by jpg3 November 2, 2011

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Slowp 

A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.

"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."

Slowp by TFE September 15, 2007

slowthai 

A British rapper/artist from Northampton UK with mix if Bajan and Irish descent. Aged 24 his debut album "Nothing great about Britain" launched his career. He has worked with skepta and Tyler the creator.

His performance at the mercury awards in 2019 was cut short because of him proceeding to hold up the severed head of PM boris Johnson.

Person 1: "did you see slowthai shout F*CK BORIS last night?
Person 2: Yeah lol slowthai is so funny

slowthai by Scot MacScotland October 28, 2019

slowthinker 

A person who thinks slow, or is stupid.

' He's really a slowthinker, I told him a joke and he didn't get the ideea!"

slowthinker by stefice August 1, 2010

Slowhand 

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

Slowhand by fecal matter April 26, 2005