A rare and aesthetic creature native to the Island State of Tasmania, Australia, Slowph's are distinguishable from other natives by their long lashes and immaculate facial features.
A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.
A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.
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