48 definitions by TFE

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.
"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."
by TFE August 22, 2007
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A state of being intensely high, drunk, or both.
"Shit...I'm so dead...this MJ is killer..."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.
"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"
by TFE December 31, 2008
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A variation to Mexican't and Mexican. A Mexican who takes the initiative.
"Man...I don't think I can do this man, I fuckin' give up..."
"COME ON PEDRO! Don't be a Mexican't! BE A MEXIDO!"
by TFE May 23, 2006
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Stemming from the Persian word for a whore, prostitute, or just basic bitch, Gende.
A Gende Master is on a whole 'nother level, it doesn't necessarily mean they're sexually promiscuous, rather it's an interchangable term for Asshole or Shithead or whatever, it's a fairly nice insult.
"Man, that bitch is such a Gende Master, always on my ass."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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A smoother variation on fuck that, which basically means "No" or "Forget that".
Another example is bitch please.
Joey: Yo man, ya'll got any cashmoney? I needz ta feedz.
Me: Man! Fucks that! Ya'll still owe me ten bucks!
by TFE August 9, 2005
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A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.
"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."
by TFE September 5, 2007
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