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Definitions by TFE

Heterovodkanist

Someone who only drinks vodka straight — never mixed, never flavored.
- "Dude, want one of these appletinis?"
- Fuck that, I'm a heterovodkanist.
Heterovodkanist by tfe September 29, 2012
"u suck"
"loldactyl"
loldactyl by TFE December 13, 2008

The Giggle Loop

The exponentially irresistible urge to laugh and giggle in inappropriate situations, such as when asked to take a moment of silence in honor of someone or something, or a solemn ceremony like a wedding or funeral.
The harder one resists the urge to laugh, the funnier the idea of what would have happened HAD you laughed becomes, resulting in an even stronger urge to laugh.

Coined by the British sitcom "Coupling".
"To know of the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop!"
The Giggle Loop by TFE July 4, 2008
Just another slang word for "nigga"/"negro" in the "homie"/"buddy" sense, one of the hundreds of random and innocuous corruptions of the original word.
"Sup Negrom?"
"NUKKAH please!"
negrom by TFE April 2, 2008

Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.
"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"
Secularmas by TFE January 11, 2008

Nintendo 

Simply slang for marijuana or "weed", originating from the fairly new Nintendo Wii Console and its remarkable similar pronunciation to "Weed" if stretched out.
Hence the phrases "Buy Some Nintendo", "Smoke Some 'Tendo", "Play Some Wii".
Substitute "Best Buy", "Circuit City", or some other electronics store for your dealer, and "games" for grams and you're in.
"Hey man, wanna go to Best Buy and get a Wii?"
"How much Nintendo you wanna play?"
"I don't know, 2 or 3 games should be enough."
Nintendo by TFE November 7, 2007
A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.
"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."
Slowp by TFE September 15, 2007